Okita Sougo, the former 1st Division Captain of the Shinsengumi
Sometimes, it’s necessary to look back at the past in order to move on to the future.
In this world, there are things you have to protect even if your hands get stained with blood.
Every time I’m with all of you (Shinsengumi), there’s always a gap. I’m different from all of you.
Hijikata-san. I forgot my flute at the headquarters, so I’m gonna go back and get it real quick.
You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.
Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife?
End your sentences in “Woof” please.
Friendship is not something decided in one day, but it’s something formed before you know it.
I’m just a man-slayer, disconnected from everything.
Kotaro Katsura, the Leader of the Joui Faction
If you have faith, your dreams will surely come true.
But I suppose it’s not so bad that an old friend is the same as ever.
Change is never easy in this world. I can’t even change one friend, let alone a whole country.
Love is based on unpredictable events.
The zipper is a window to society.
We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!
Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors.
Eyebrow Zombies… How about we call them Zombrows?
When it’s to protect something, everyone bares their fangs. You, who have nothing to protect, are nothing more than a beast.
Nothing awaits you beyond there but HELL.
It’s not Zura. IT’S KATSURA!
Kagura, the Queen of the Kabuki District
I choose my own battlefields. Not by my blood, but by my heart! I stand on the battlefield to protect what’s important to me. And if anyone stands in my way, I don’t care if it’s one of my kind, my brother or anyone else… I’ll crush them all!
It hasn’t withered. I won’t let it wither. We might just be little branches, but if the branches break off, the tree really will wither. That’s why I won’t break off. Even if winter comes and the leaves fall off, even if the wind comes and all the other little branches break off… Even if I am the last branch left, I won’t break off. I’m sure we’ll be together till the end.
You don’t need a driver’s license to hit and run!
Whether doing good or evil, I will be the boss.
Gin-chan told me to pay people back double for revenge!
I’m not eating early. In my country, we always ate hot dogs during class.
I’m on TV! I gotta call my folks!
I don’t like men with glasses.
It’s the same as always. He (Gintoki) doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come.
Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that’s what Gin-chan says.
A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.
Gin-chan says I shouldn’t play with strange men I don’t know.
Hijikata Toushirou, the Demonic Vice-Commander
There is no need for any proof. There is no need to create any. We just have to live every second to the fullest, and the traces of the path we lived will burn into the ground. That will serve as proof of our existence.
If you run into a wall and pretend it doesn’t exist, you’ll never make progress. The wall will never change, so you’re the one who has to change.
It’s spicy… It’s spicy. Damn it, why am I… It’s so spicy I have tears in my eyes.
I just… …want to make the woman I love happy.
Inside your mouth, it’s rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful.
Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!
Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?
Happiness depends on each person. If you think you’re happy, then you must be happy.
The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter your age.
Anime – it’s not something that can be thought of in a hall for conferences. It is made out of strange juices current from the brain of animators.
I’ve told you, this isn’t a cigarette. It’s a lollipop!
You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you.
What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can’t just go by somebody else’s rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you’ll just become a puppet that can’t make decisions on it’s own. You have to live by your rules.
But men are always boys at heart until they die.
It’s often said, “People who are similar can be called friends”, right? You haven’t been making a good life for yourself, have you? Well, I guess I’m no better.. People don’t try to make a life that they can’t be proud of… They have the intention of staying on the straight path, but out of blue, they’re in the dirt. But, even so, with heart and soul you try to brake through. There will be a day, that even dirt will dry and fall off.
What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it’ll go away.
The earth’s rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.
Manga endings might always end the same. However, if it comes to life. Neither you or I are mere readers. We are writers. We can change the ending.
Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!
Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.
Funny Inspirational Quotes
When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.
What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people’s heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don’t like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?
If we’re unable to climb down the mountain, then we won’t know whether there’s another mountain to climb up.
No matter whether you win or not, there’s no meaning to war.
You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you!
That’s the kind of people they are. Whether it was me or not doesn’t make a difference. A person falling to their doom, and without a second thought they would jump in to save them. It’s impossible to just sit and let it happen. Without thinking of the consequences their bodies just move. That’s what kind of idiocy is gathered here. That’s the Yorozuya. Even if you forget everything else, as long as you remember that much, we’re good. As long as you remember that, whomever your leader is, you guys will do fine.
Have faith in your inspiration. Feel the imagination!
Nobody can take anybody’s place. There isn’t a person in this world that could take your place. It doesn’t matter if you were based on me or have the same face.
That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.
Hey, what’s that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you’re way off base, you know.
Even if you’re a main character, you can still die… I better be careful-ttebayo.
When boys get to a certain age, family becomes a bother. That’s how they become independent.
Ironic, isn’t it? How people without truly important things know about them more than those who have them.
There are two things people fear… those are death and embarrassment. Those who try to overcome death are just idiots, but I won’t laugh at those who try to overcome their embarrassment. I like those kind of idiots.
Goodbyes are only one side of the coin. You can’t say goodbye until you’ve said hello.
Sake sure is nice. You can forget your troubles if only for a moment. You’ll have to remember them tomorrow though, and they’ll be even more painful than they were the night before. You can’t run away from things like this. Especially from things you really want to forget.
Don’t worry. When people break their old selves they embark a journey to find their new selves.
Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway. In the end, there’s nothing you can do.
A farewell is like the other side of a coin. It will only happen when there is an encounter. Rather than dreading the day we have to part, shouldn’t we be happy that we had the chance to meet today instead?
Life is like a mountain – you can say you’ve reached the top, but only after climbing back down.
Honest feelings can sometimes lead to cruel endings.
You STILL don’t get it? When you tossed all of that away, a few important things were discarded as well. You abandoned your friends? More like you were afraid of BEING abandoned. You fight by yourself? More like you hid yourself in solitude from the beginning. You abandoned yourself? No… You just couldn’t bear the pain of having a heavy load place upon you, or being a heavy load, so you ran. Like the coward you are. If you want to live your life abandoning one thing after another, that’s your choice. But to try to incite your student to join you because you can’t handle being alone, makes you a fool.
I don’t have anything anymore, but if there’s something on the floor, I’ll pick it up.
Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries.
Could it be that this (metal detector) can even detect the iron will of a person?
Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?
What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.
Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won’t appease your conscience and won’t change anything.
Shut up you! What’s with that TV drama attitude?!
It might be dog food. Take it.
In this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
If you die, don’t come crying to me about it.
Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.
You can’t just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!
Shinpachi, just remember this… We aren’t friends with justice or even your sister. We’re YOUR friends.
Even if you can’t move anymore, or your back gets bent out of shape, it doesn’t matter! What matters is what’s inside! Not what someone looks like, dammit!
Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, flying here and there… and before you realize it – pop! It’s gone. When it’s about to disappear, you think that you could’ve flown a little higher. But by the time, it’s already too late.
The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side would be the Other Side.
Don’t go thinking you’re my rival, you circus freak!
Funny Motivational Quotes
They have a one-eye bandaged member, so we’ll be better and have a two-eye bandaged member!
It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine.
Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.
We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.
Thanks for the support! Here come the real heroes!
The country? The skies? You can have them. I’m busy just protecting what’s right in front of me. I don’t know what’ll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
Oi, oi, why are you letting them chase you, idiot?
So what if the government collapses or the country is ruined? I’m not civic-minded! All I want to do is stand tall and live on until the day I collapse and die!
Whether I go or not, I’ll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can’t see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break… My soul will break.
People need to live their life with a clear conscience. When you want to walk on a straight path, somehow you get yourself stained with mud. However, as long as we never give up, one day the mud on you will dry up and fall off.
No matter how colossal a power you obtain, no matter how gigantic an army you bring with you, I ain’t scared. While you’ve abandoned a hundred, I’ve connected with a thousand. While you’ve destroyed a thousand, I’ve been helped by ten thousand. So what’s an army of a few thousand? We have protected everything as just three people. We’re the Yorozuya.
No matter how hard you blow, you can never extinguish our fire. As long as a single flare remains, the others can be relit.
If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end.
Everyone’s carrying something that matters. You just don’t realize when you’re carrying it. It’s only after it slips out of your hand that you realize how heavy it was in the first place. So many times I thought that I’d never carry a load like that ever again. And yet, before I realized it, I was carrying it again. I’d feel so much better if I just got rid of it. But I just can’t bring myself to do it.
Listen up, I don’t care what you punks do around the universe. But with this, my sword… anywhere it can reach, is part of my country! Asses who blunder in and violate my things… whether it be a Shogun, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite – I’ll destroy them!!
A samurai doesn’t need a reason to do what’s right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword.
The night is in its darkest just before dawn. But keep your eyes open. If you avert your eyes from the dark, you’ll be blinded by the rays of a new day. So keep your eyes open, no matter how dark the night ahead may be.
Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don’t be a stranger. Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you’re tearing up with an ugly face, I’ll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you’re laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I’ll laugh in a louder voice. That’s how it should be. It’s far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death.
Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I’ll pass on that. As long as I’m alive, I’ll live by my own rules. I’ll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear.
Humorous Parody Quotes
Man, I wish I had a Bankai or something. (Bleach Parody)
That’s a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world. (Naruto Parody)
Every since childhood we’ve dreamed of being pirates. We’re looking for the fabled treasure they call “One Pack”, right Zura? (One Piece Parody)
Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that. (Bleach Parody)
No, you can’t have a show where everybody’s Krillin. (Dragon Ball Parody)
Maybe I should’ve said something like “I’m going to become The Samurai King!” (One Piece Parody)