Okita Sougo, the former 1st Division Captain of the Shinsengumi
Sometimes, it’s necessary to look back at the past in order to move on to the future.
In this world, there are things you have to protect even if your hands get stained with blood.
Every time I’m with all of you (Shinsengumi), there’s always a gap. I’m different from all of you.
Hijikata-san. I forgot my flute at the headquarters, so I’m gonna go back and get it real quick.
You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.
Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife?
End your sentences in “Woof” please.
Friendship is not something decided in one day, but it’s something formed before you know it.
I’m just a man-slayer, disconnected from everything.
Kotaro Katsura, the Leader of the Joui Faction
If you have faith, your dreams will surely come true.
But I suppose it’s not so bad that an old friend is the same as ever.
Change is never easy in this world. I can’t even change one friend, let alone a whole country.
Love is based on unpredictable events.
The zipper is a window to society.
We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!
Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors.
Eyebrow Zombies… How about we call them Zombrows?
When it’s to protect something, everyone bares their fangs. You, who have nothing to protect, are nothing more than a beast.
Nothing awaits you beyond there but HELL.
It’s not Zura. IT’S KATSURA!
Kagura, the Queen of the Kabuki District
I choose my own battlefields. Not by my blood, but by my heart! I stand on the battlefield to protect what’s important to me. And if anyone stands in my way, I don’t care if it’s one of my kind, my brother or anyone else… I’ll crush them all!
It hasn’t withered. I won’t let it wither. We might just be little branches, but if the branches break off, the tree really will wither. That’s why I won’t break off. Even if winter comes and the leaves fall off, even if the wind comes and all the other little branches break off… Even if I am the last branch left, I won’t break off. I’m sure we’ll be together till the end.
You don’t need a driver’s license to hit and run!
Whether doing good or evil, I will be the boss.
Gin-chan told me to pay people back double for revenge!
I’m not eating early. In my country, we always ate hot dogs during class.
I’m on TV! I gotta call my folks!
I don’t like men with glasses.
It’s the same as always. He (Gintoki) doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come.
Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that’s what Gin-chan says.
A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.
Gin-chan says I shouldn’t play with strange men I don’t know.
Hijikata Toushirou, the Demonic Vice-Commander
There is no need for any proof. There is no need to create any. We just have to live every second to the fullest, and the traces of the path we lived will burn into the ground. That will serve as proof of our existence.
If you run into a wall and pretend it doesn’t exist, you’ll never make progress. The wall will never change, so you’re the one who has to change.
It’s spicy… It’s spicy. Damn it, why am I… It’s so spicy I have tears in my eyes.
I just… …want to make the woman I love happy.
Inside your mouth, it’s rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful.
Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!
Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?
Happiness depends on each person. If you think you’re happy, then you must be happy.
The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter your age.
Anime – it’s not something that can be thought of in a hall for conferences. It is made out of strange juices current from the brain of animators.
I’ve told you, this isn’t a cigarette. It’s a lollipop!
You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you.
What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can’t just go by somebody else’s rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you’ll just become a puppet that can’t make decisions on it’s own. You have to live by your rules.
But men are always boys at heart until they die.
It’s often said, “People who are similar can be called friends”, right? You haven’t been making a good life for yourself, have you? Well, I guess I’m no better.. People don’t try to make a life that they can’t be proud of… They have the intention of staying on the straight path, but out of blue, they’re in the dirt. But, even so, with heart and soul you try to brake through. There will be a day, that even dirt will dry and fall off.
What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it’ll go away.
The earth’s rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.
Manga endings might always end the same. However, if it comes to life. Neither you or I are mere readers. We are writers. We can change the ending.
Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!
Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.
Funny Inspirational Quotes
When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.
What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people’s heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don’t like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?
If we’re unable to climb down the mountain, then we won’t know whether there’s another mountain to climb up.
No matter whether you win or not, there’s no meaning to war.
You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you!
That’s the kind of people they are. Whether it was me or not doesn’t make a difference. A person falling to their doom, and without a second thought they would jump in to save them. It’s impossible to just sit and let it happen. Without thinking of the consequences their bodies just move. That’s what kind of idiocy is gathered here. That’s the Yorozuya. Even if you forget everything else, as long as you remember that much, we’re good. As long as you remember that, whomever your leader is, you guys will do fine.
Have faith in your inspiration. Feel the imagination!
Nobody can take anybody’s place. There isn’t a person in this world that could take your place. It doesn’t matter if you were based on me or have the same face.
That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.
Hey, what’s that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you’re way off base, you know.
Even if you’re a main character, you can still die… I better be careful-ttebayo.
When boys get to a certain age, family becomes a bother. That’s how they become independent.
Ironic, isn’t it? How people without truly important things know about them more than those who have them.
There are two things people fear… those are death and embarrassment. Those who try to overcome death are just idiots, but I won’t laugh at those who try to overcome their embarrassment. I like those kind of idiots.
Goodbyes are only one side of the coin. You can’t say goodbye until you’ve said hello.
Sake sure is nice. You can forget your troubles if only for a moment. You’ll have to remember them tomorrow though, and they’ll be even more painful than they were the night before. You can’t run away from things like this. Especially from things you really want to forget.
Don’t worry. When people break their old selves they embark a journey to find their new selves.
Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway. In the end, there’s nothing you can do.
A farewell is like the other side of a coin. It will only happen when there is an encounter. Rather than dreading the day we have to part, shouldn’t we be happy that we had the chance to meet today instead?
Life is like a mountain – you can say you’ve reached the top, but only after climbing back down.
Honest feelings can sometimes lead to cruel endings.
You STILL don’t get it? When you tossed all of that away, a few important things were discarded as well. You abandoned your friends? More like you were afraid of BEING abandoned. You fight by yourself? More like you hid yourself in solitude from the beginning. You abandoned yourself? No… You just couldn’t bear the pain of having a heavy load place upon you, or being a heavy load, so you ran. Like the coward you are. If you want to live your life abandoning one thing after another, that’s your choice. But to try to incite your student to join you because you can’t handle being alone, makes you a fool.
I don’t have anything anymore, but if there’s something on the floor, I’ll pick it up.
Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries.
Could it be that this (metal detector) can even detect the iron will of a person?
Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?
What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.
Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won’t appease your conscience and won’t change anything.
Shut up you! What’s with that TV drama attitude?!
It might be dog food. Take it.
In this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
If you die, don’t come crying to me about it.
Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.
You can’t just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!
Shinpachi, just remember this… We aren’t friends with justice or even your sister. We’re YOUR friends.
Even if you can’t move anymore, or your back gets bent out of shape, it doesn’t matter! What matters is what’s inside! Not what someone looks like, dammit!
Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, flying here and there… and before you realize it – pop! It’s gone. When it’s about to disappear, you think that you could’ve flown a little higher. But by the time, it’s already too late.
The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side would be the Other Side.
Don’t go thinking you’re my rival, you circus freak!
Funny Motivational Quotes
They have a one-eye bandaged member, so we’ll be better and have a two-eye bandaged member!
It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine.
Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.
We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.
Thanks for the support! Here come the real heroes!
The country? The skies? You can have them. I’m busy just protecting what’s right in front of me. I don’t know what’ll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
Oi, oi, why are you letting them chase you, idiot?
So what if the government collapses or the country is ruined? I’m not civic-minded! All I want to do is stand tall and live on until the day I collapse and die!
Whether I go or not, I’ll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can’t see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break… My soul will break.
People need to live their life with a clear conscience. When you want to walk on a straight path, somehow you get yourself stained with mud. However, as long as we never give up, one day the mud on you will dry up and fall off.
No matter how colossal a power you obtain, no matter how gigantic an army you bring with you, I ain’t scared. While you’ve abandoned a hundred, I’ve connected with a thousand. While you’ve destroyed a thousand, I’ve been helped by ten thousand. So what’s an army of a few thousand? We have protected everything as just three people. We’re the Yorozuya.
No matter how hard you blow, you can never extinguish our fire. As long as a single flare remains, the others can be relit.
If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end.
Everyone’s carrying something that matters. You just don’t realize when you’re carrying it. It’s only after it slips out of your hand that you realize how heavy it was in the first place. So many times I thought that I’d never carry a load like that ever again. And yet, before I realized it, I was carrying it again. I’d feel so much better if I just got rid of it. But I just can’t bring myself to do it.
Listen up, I don’t care what you punks do around the universe. But with this, my sword… anywhere it can reach, is part of my country! Asses who blunder in and violate my things… whether it be a Shogun, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite – I’ll destroy them!!
A samurai doesn’t need a reason to do what’s right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword.
The night is in its darkest just before dawn. But keep your eyes open. If you avert your eyes from the dark, you’ll be blinded by the rays of a new day. So keep your eyes open, no matter how dark the night ahead may be.
Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don’t be a stranger. Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you’re tearing up with an ugly face, I’ll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you’re laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I’ll laugh in a louder voice. That’s how it should be. It’s far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death.
Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I’ll pass on that. As long as I’m alive, I’ll live by my own rules. I’ll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear.
Humorous Parody Quotes
Man, I wish I had a Bankai or something. (Bleach Parody)
That’s a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world. (Naruto Parody)
Every since childhood we’ve dreamed of being pirates. We’re looking for the fabled treasure they call “One Pack”, right Zura? (One Piece Parody)
Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that. (Bleach Parody)
No, you can’t have a show where everybody’s Krillin. (Dragon Ball Parody)
Maybe I should’ve said something like “I’m going to become The Samurai King!” (One Piece Parody)
[To Nobita when they first met] Trust me, you won’t be getting anything good. Nobi Nobita will hang himself in 30 minutes. And burn at the stake in 40.
[To Nobita] If entire Japanese population is brought down to your intelligence level, the world would collapse!
[To Nobita] Only losers who have absolutely no chance in getting girls would use this pathetic gadget. Do you still want to give it a shot?
I’m afraid Nobita’s brain is retarded.
You think too much, Nobita. You can’t be the most useless person in the world. There is always someone inferior.
How can they abuse someone as week as you!? Someone so pathetic, so dumb…
[To a Sea Witch who want to make an exchange with Little Mermaid] Mean! It’s only a pair of legs, give them to her for free! Look at this poor little girl, you heartless, stingy bastard.
You shouldn’t be crying over those things that happened in the past. Think of this, why do you think your eyes are placed in front? That is for you to see what’s up ahead.
In the end, it’s up to you to decie whether you wan to make your future a good one.
A person who does nothing but pose is sure to trip up someday.
If other people can do it, so can you.
If you do not at least try, you will never change.
You kindness is about to change the future.
[To Nobita] It was you who invited Shizuka first, why do you give up?
This machine can create as many as you need.
Don’t use it unless you really need to.
[To Nobita about peeking into Shizuka’s bathroom] Yeah! That’s wrong Nobita-kun!!
[To Nobita] Now you know you can not make the gadgets do all the work. You yourself also have to make effort.
[To a Japanese Soldier in World War II] Don’t worry about the war. It will end soon.
[Talking about Doraemon] My model is the problem. He’s neither beautiful nor cute.
I don’t want to live anymore.
[To Shizuka] How come you are taking bath all the time? I can’t touch you when you are in bath, do you ever think about how I feel!?
I want a little sister who looks exactly like me and adorable.
Why the more I think I can do it, still I couldn’t?
It was on a new year day right? I was surprised because you suddenly appeared and said, “You are a screw up!” We’ve been to so many places together. The future, the past and other unknown places. We even escaped death! You never know what to do when you panic. Whenever I get into trouble you always cared like it was your problem. I never thanked you but I am always grateful. Sometimes we do get into serious fights. But no matter what we made up afterwards. Come on Doraemon, say something! Hey, Doraemon… (crying) Doraemon…
Life is meant to take things easy. That’s it, just relax and take things easy.
[To Doraemon] I am kind of worried. What if I can’t marry someone? What should I do?
Where is Giant? I’m going to pay him back!
I’m sorry for troubling all of my descendents… I-I, I’m tired of my life already…
You should be able to do it, right Doraemon? Just dig a hole in the ground. Please? I want to make dad have a fun trip to his office.
Scores are not as important as the knowledge. There are still many things to learn.
[To Shizuka] I will make you happy, forever and ever!
It’s mean to make someone happy and then bring him down, even though it’s true he’s kind of dumb.
Nobita can be clumsy, frivolous and perverted… Even peeking into my shower… But he always try his best and notices the needs of others. Even though he gets the short end of the stick all the time he is still able to smile. He is a strong person!
[To Nobita] It’s not healthy to push yourself so hard. We haven’t been to the back hills for a while, wanna go?
Good morning, Noby!
[To Nobita] I worry about you. You need someone to look after you.
[After winning Champions League in 1999] Football… bloody hell.
[Half time team talk in 1999 Champions League Final] At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you, and you’ll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you, that will be the closest you will ever get. Don’t you dare come back in here without giving your all.
[Talking about Gary Neville] If he was an inch taller he’d be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in – I’d check the milkman.
The work of a team should always embrace a great player but the great player must always work.
You can’t applaud a referee.
[Talking about Arsene Wenger] They say he’s an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I’ve got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages!
[Talking about Giggs] I remember the first time I saw him. He was 13 and just floated over the ground like a cocker spaniel chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind.
It’s getting tickly now – squeaky-bum time, I call it.
[About that boot kick into Beckham’s face] It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn’t happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing!
[Talking about Arsene Wenger] He’s a novice – he should keep his opinions to Japanese football.
[Talking about Filippo Inzaghi] That lad must have been born offside.
My greatest challenge is not what’s happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their f*****g perch. And you can print that.
When an Italian says it’s pasta I check under the sauce to make sure. They are innovators of the smokescreen.
[After Barcelona defeat Manchester United in 2009 Champions League Final] The credit to them, the better team won and there’s nothing we can do about that now.
At the last minute, from what I can gather, either Emmanuel Adebayor or his agent phoned us after they had agreed a deal with City and then did the same with Chelsea. He was desperate to get to either Chelsea or us.
[Talking about Manchester City] All they can talk about is Manchester United.
I’ve never played for a draw in my life.
Jose (Mourinho) understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don’t gloat and when you lose you don’t go bananas.
If Chelsea drop points, the cat’s out in the open. And you know what cats are like – sometimes they don’t come home.
[When Peter Schmeichel going up for the corner in 1999 Champions League Final] Can you f***ing believe him!?
If I have my health I can carry on. There will be a point when I do quit but I have absolutely no idea when that is.
I’m going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France. They fly in V-formation but the second ones don’t fly. They’re the subs for the first ones. And then the second ones take over – so it’s teamwork.
I don’t like losing but I’ve mellowed. I maybe have a short fuse but it goes away quicker now.
You must be joking. Do I look as if I’m a masochist ready to cut myself? How does relegation sound instead?
[About Wayne Rooney] Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it’s a better cow than the one you’ve got in the field.
As with every young player, he’s only 18.
[To Paul Ince] You’re a fu****g bottler, Incey. You cannae handle the stage, can you?
[About Ryan Giggs] Whether dribbling or sprinting, Ryan can leave the best defenders with twisted blood.
I do believe in fate.
[After losing to Arsenal in 2006] Only true champions come out and show their worth after defeat- and I expect us to do that.
[About Sir Matt Busby] I’m privileged to have followed Sir Matt because all you have to do is to try and maintain the standards that he set so many years ago.
[About Rafael Benitez] I think he was an angry man. He must have been disturbed for some reason. I think you have got to cut through the venom of it and hopefully he’ll reflect and understand what he said was absolutely ridiculous.
[About his ‘hairdryer’ treatment] Myths grow all the time. If I was to listen to the number of times I’ve thrown teacups then we’ve gone through some crockery in this place. It’s completely exaggerated, but I don’t like people arguing back with me.
Well, football is a hard game; there’s no denying it. It’s a game that can bring out the worst in you, at times.
[About Roy Keane] It was the most emphatic display of selflessness I have seen on a football field. Pounding over every blade of grass, competing if he would rather die of exhaustion than lose, he inspired all around him. I felt such an honour to be associated with such a player.
There has been a lot of expectation on Manchester City and with the spending they have done they have to win something. Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour and have to live with it. You can’t do anything about them…
To not apologise for the behaviour of the players to another manager is unthinkable. It’s a disgrace, but I don’t expect Wenger to ever apologise…he’s that type of person.
David Beckham is Britain’s finest striker of a football not because of God-given talent but because he practises with a relentless application that the vast majority of less gifted players wouldn’t contemplate.
[After losing to Tottenham at home] They gave us four minutes [injury time], that’s an insult to the game. It denies you a proper chance to win a football match. There were six substitutions, the trainer came on, so that’s four minutes right away and the goalkeeper must have wasted about two or three minutes and they took their time at every goal kick. That’s obvious to everyone today and it’s a flaw in the game that the referee is responsible for time keeping. It’s ridiculous that it’s 2012 and the referee still has control of that.
[About Dennis Wise] He could start a row in an empty house.
[About Sam Allardyce] He’ll be getting a hug and a kiss from me – maybe even two!
[1st Impressions of Jose Mourinho] He was certainly full of it, calling me “Boss” and “Big Man” when we had our post-match drink after the first leg. But it would help if his greetings were accompanied by a decent glass of wine. What he gave me was paint-stripper.
[About referee Alan Wiley] The pace of the game demanded a referee who was fit. It is an indictment of our game. You see referees abroad who are as fit as butcher’s dogs. We have some who are fit. He wasn’t fit. He was taking 30 seconds to book a player. He was needing a rest. It was ridiculous.
[After signing Wayne Rooney] Wayne is truly blessed. He doesn’t just have ability, he has a fire inside him.
[About Paul Ince] I used to have a saying that when a player is at his peak, he feels as though he can climb Everest in his slippers. That’s what he was like.
[After arguing with Peter Schmeichel] He was towering over me and the other players were almost covering their eyes. I’m looking up and thinking ‘if he does hit me, I’m dead’.
If ever there was one player, anywhere in the world, that was made for Manchester United, it was Cantona. He swaggered in, stuck his chest out, raised his head and surveyed everything as though he were asking: ‘I’m Cantona. How big are you? Are you big enough for me?
Pardew has come out and criticised me. He is the worst at haranguing referees. He shoves them and makes a joke of it. How he can criticise me is unbelievable. He forgets the help I gave him, by the way. The press have had a field day. The only person they have not spoken to is Barack Obama because he is busy. It is unfortunate but I am the manager of the most famous club in the world. Not Newcastle, a wee club in the North-East. I was demonstrative. I am always demonstrative. Everyone knows that. I am an emotional guy but I was not abusive.
[About Cristiano Ronaldo] I bet him he wouldn’t get 15 league goals and I’m going to have to change my bet with him. If he gets to 15 I can change it and I am allowed to do that because I’m the manager. I’m going to make it 150 now!
All my staff stood by me, the players stood by me, you stood by me, and your job now is to stand by our new manager. That’s important. My retirement doesn’t mean the end of my time at the club. I’ll now be able to enjoy watching them, rather than suffering with them. But, if you think about it, the last-minute goals, the comebacks, even the defeats, are all part of this great football club of ours. It’s been an unbelievable experience for all of us, so thank-you for that. I want to say thank-you to Manchester United. Not just the directors, coaching staff, medical staff, the players, the fans, but to all of you – you have been the most fantastic experience of my life. I’ve been very fortunate. I have been able to manage some of the greatest players in the country, let alone Manchester United. All the players here today have represented this club the proper way. They won the championship in a fantastic fashion, so well done to the players. To the players, I wish them every success in the future. You all know how good you are, you know the jersey you are wearing, you know what it means to everyone here and don’t ever let yourselves down.
They’ll see it! But the intensity of Hulkamania. The way it’s turned this whole state upside down. The way the whole world’s turned upside down. When the giant hits the ground, he feels the wrath of Hulkamania and the whole world shakes at my feet?
Blood is thicker than New Blood Dude!
Well you know they said it was my last ride man! Yesterday when I finished hanging and banging. When I jumped on the Harley man. As I went thru the intersection. As I headed for the mountains, some of the nonbelievers in the gym said, “See ya later Hulkster, man! This is your last ride.” It ate me alive brothers.
When I felt the fury as I ripped, as I tore this shirt, as I headed for the sunset man, I looked down brothers, and as the sun beamed off the gold in my eyes, I realized that sooner or later, you gotta live and die and you gotta face the truth.
And for you, Andre the Giant, it’s time to face the truth brother. Because when I think about what you and I have to do man. What I have to do is nothing. All I have to do is merely beat a seven foot four 550 pound giant. But Andre, you’ve gotta face the truth brother. In its purest form man. The purest truth there is man. The training, saying your prayers, eating the vitamins. And to beat me man, You’ve got to beat every little Hulkamaniac, every little Hulkster in the world. Everyone that plays it straight. All the ones that don’t take any shortcuts brother. And they usually say “If the dirty air don’t get you, the politicians will.” But in this case. It’s going to be Hulkamania. And the reason it’s going to get you man, it’s the purest form of the truth there is. And I can’t wait to see you go down at the feet of Hulkamania in front of 90,000 plus in the Silverdome. What you gonna do Andre The Giant when the real truth, the 24 inch pythons and Hulkamania runs wild on you?
Negativity and Hulkamania – 2 things that don’t go together.
I fear no man, no beast or evil, brother.
Everybody’s out there wrestling like a robot.
You don’t have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome we’re gonna face the Ultimate Challenge, brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Skydome, brother, I saw what was beneath me man. I saw the greatest arena of all times, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place… and as we landed, brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man. Hulkamania is running wild like it’s never ran before!
But the Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that’s gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people. That’s my energy brother and Ultimate Warrior, (points to his hand) this is where the power lies, man. In the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world, and once I get you down on your knees, Ultimate Warrior, I’m gonna ask you one question, brother. I’m gonna ask you: do you want to live forever? And if your answer is yes, Ultimate Warrior, then breathe you last breath into my body.
I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya. We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there — it’s not whether you win or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are, and Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you’re a good loser, brother. Whatcha ya gonna do at Skydome when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?
[About his biceps] God created the Heavens, he created the earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!
When you’re NWO (New World Order), you’re NWO for life.
I just left the WWF Champion’s dressing room, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, and the one thought I wanted to leave him with was that all the Hulkamaniacs and Hulk Hogan are in his corner. But you know, the last couple months, these seem to be the times when people do step over the line. First off, with my bionic brother Brutus. And then last night leaving the gym here in Vegas, I guess money can buy certain liberties around this town. They took it out on the Hulkster, brother. But all the little Hulkamaniacs pushed me towards the ring.
You know, Bret Hart, a little warning to the wise, brother. You’re a brother, you’re a Hulkamaniac, and since so many people are stepping over the line, I want you to watch this Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji like a cat, brother. I want you to watch every move, and I also want you to know, brother, that me and all my Hulkamaniacs are on your side.
But as I looked into the eyes of Bret Hart just a few minutes ago, I know the power of Hulkamania, I know the greatness of Hulkamania, and as I looked into Bret Hart’s eyes, I even questioned Hulkamania’s own greatness. That’s why right now, Bret Hart, I’m issuing a challenge to either you or the Jap, brother! Whoever wins that WWF Title, I want the first shot at it. But let me tell you something, with me, all my Hulkamaniacs, and the attitude that Bret Hart has, I guarantee you, dude, the WWF Title is staying right here in the WWF, right here in the US of A. And what you gonna do?!
Whether my ribs are busted up or not, I’m gonna defend this World Heavyweight Title, man. It’s everything I believe in, all those little Hulksters, and it stands for America, brother!
If I die here, then I’m a man that could only make it this far.
You need to accept the fact that you’re not the best and have all the will to strive to be better than anyone you face.
You’ve underestimated me, snow woman. When you thought you couldn’t beat me, you should have run. Of course, there are things that I don’t wanna cut. But… let me ask you something. Have you ever seen a fierce animal you were sure would never bite? Because I haven’t.
Bring on the hardship. It’s preferred in a path of carnage.
Either in belief or doubt, if I lean to one of these sides, my reaction time will be dulled if my heart thinks the opposite of what I choose.
I don’t care what the society says. I’ve regretted doing anything. I will survive and do what I want to.
You want to kill me? You couldn’t even kill my boredom!
You sure can talk the talk, but you’re not quite ready to walk the walk. Time’s up, it’s my turn.
When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back. It’s not like somebody’s gonna save you if you start babbling excuses.
So, are you stupid enough to fall for such a stupid trap that such stupid people set up?
A wound that’d make an ordinary man unconscious… I won’t lose to it. A wound that would kill an ordinary person… I won’t lose to it! To face one who is extraordinary, Hawk Eyes… I can’t allow myself to be ordinary!
There should be a limit to how similar a couple looks like.
When I decided to follow my dream, I had already discarded my life.
If you kill yourself, I’ll kill you.
Well, how about this. My “luck” versus this thing’s “curse”. Wanna see what’s stronger..? If I lose, then I’m just that much of a man anyways…
There is someone that I must meet again. And until that day…not even Death itself can take my life away!
I don’t know. I’m not sure why myself. But if I were to take even one step back, I believe that all those important oaths, promises and many other deals ’til now, will all go to waste and I’ll never be able to return before you, ever again.
If I can’t even protect my captain’s dream, then whatever ambition I have is nothing but talk… Luffy must be the man who becomes the pirate king!
When you decided to go to the sea, it was your own decision. Whatever happens to you on the sea, it depends on what you’ve done! Don’t blame others!!
You’ll never understand…your swords will never be as heavy as mine!
If you do anything that would cause me to abandon my ambitions… You will end your own life on my sword!
Fine! I’d rather be a pirate than die here!
I do things my own way! So don’t give me any lip about it!
I’m going to be the world’s greatest swordsman! All I have left is my destiny! My name may be infamous…but it’s gonna shake the world!!!
Bring on the hardship. It’s preferred in a path of carnage.
[After cutting himself] Is that enough of a handicap for you? Now I’ll show you some real swordplay.
It’s the other way around!! If I lose to the likes of you when my wounds are only this light… then I may as well give up my dream right now.
We’re not common thieves… We’re pirates!
The battle is not over until there is a winner.
To be the best, you need to accept the fact that you are not the best and have the will to strive to be better than anyone you face.
[To Hatchan] I won’t cut a man without the fighting spirit! Go away, froggy!
It does not matter if its as a devil or a saint, my name will be heard all over the world!
My captain has got no business with a chunk of stone like you. Suck it up and just deal with me instead!!
[After defeating Hatchan] I thought you were a frog, at the bottom of a well.
[To Kuina] Someday I’ll beat you because I worked hard, not because you got weaker!! It’s got nothing to do with being a boy or a girl!! I’m training all the time to beat you! You are making me look bad! Let’s make a promise to each other! Someday, one of us will become the greatest swordsman ever!! We will fight each other for the title!
You’ve served more than enough, and you will continue to do so. The will you leave behind will give me strength. I promise, I will drive the Titans to extinction no matter what!
This is just my cherished opinion, but I think that pain is the most effective means of discipline. What I think you need right now is not lecturing, but precept. And since you’re on your knees, you’re in just the right position to be easily kicked.
[To a group of Titans] Each and every one of you… making those silly faces.
[To Petra about Eren] It’s clear to me. This guy’s a true monster. His Titan abilities have nothing to do with it either. No matter how much force you hold him down with, no matter what kind of cage you shut him up in, forcing this guy’s will into submission is something nobody can do.
Nile, are your brains as hollow as that peach fuzz of yours?
Eren, the difference between your judgement and ours is something that arises from the gap in our experience. But not relying on something like that is just fine. Choose. Whether you should believe in yourself, or believe in the Survey Corps, myself included. I myself don’t know… I never have. Whether I believed in my own abilities, or whether I believed in the decisions of my trusted comrades, in the end no one ever knew what the outcome would be. So I guess… you have to do your best to make a decision that you won’t regret.
The only thing we’re allowed to believe is that we won’t regret the choice we made.
Well… I understand… you postponed cleaning to have fun.
If someone is gonna talk, they’re gonna talk at the first sign of pain.
He’s probably constipated and having a rough day.
Then I’ve only been killing people left and right until now?
Now behave or else I’m going to have to carve you into pretty little pieces.
If you don’t want to die, think!
[To Titan Eren] Don’t eat our valuable witness, you idiot.
[Talking about meaningless death] Yeah, that’s right. (I don’t like it) whether it’s mine or others’.
[To Erwin] Mission accomplished… Would not be appropriate, huh?
No matter what kind of wisdom dictates you the option you pick, no one will be able to tell if it’s right or wrong until you arrive to some sort of outcome from your choice.
Nile, I’m starting to wonder if your brains don’t even live up to that sorry excuse of a beard.
This concerns not just the Reebs Corporation, but the fate of this world. Which is why your power and your trust, is important.
It’s good to see someone has the balls to go, but do not forget to do your damnedest to stay alive.
Well… Whatever. We will return to the issue of your half asset cleaning later.
That bastard… Once I get the chance, I’ll kill him straight away.
You talk a lot, pig. Who says The Titans will wait until you can lock up all the gates? When you say “we”, are you referring to your little friends who you plan to get fat with? Can’t you even see that people are starving because we do not have enough land?
[Talking about Eren at Court] As I heard it, when he turned into a Titan, he killed 20 other Titans before his strength ran out. If he were an enemy, he might cause more trouble than that intel’s worth. He still can’t stand against me though. What about you on the other hand? All of you who persecute him, think it over, can you really kill him?
Fine, understood… Erwin, I’ll trust your judgement on this one.
Look at that now. They (the Titans) managed to reach this deep into the formation.
Don’t ask such stupid questions. We can not do that anymore. Look around you Eren, a forest of ridiculously huge trees. An ideal location to fight with our 3D Maneuver Gear. Now think, think with your sad excuse of a brain, if you do not want to die, get those gears turning.
What are your jobs? Do they involve getting overwhelmed by fickle emotions? That should not be the case. Our squad duty is to keep this brat from getting a single scratch on him (Eren), even if it costs our lives.
[To Eren] If you can’t turn into a Titan, sealing Wall Maria and all is nothing but a dream. This is an order, do something about it!